Tomorrow, George Bush is having a colonoscopy and Dick Cheney is in charge. So, tomorrow has officially been declared Asshole Saturday. I'm sure you'll think of some way to celebrate.
Love, Mom
Betsy comment: Pretty much says it all about why I am the way I am.
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Rock on, Betsy's mom! If more mothers shared your mom's enlightened political views & sense of humor, the U.S. would be a much better place!
Just think about how many countries we could invade in this short period of time.
BREAKING NEWS - Docs removed 5 small polyps and Bush is back in charge. Whew.
Rachel wrote: "Whew. "
This term will now become the official national motto for Asshole Saturday. Gary and I were discussing the fact that it's such a new holiday, there are no traditional ways to celebrate it yet. But we agreed that it is a Festivus-like day where people should contact all those whom they believe to be assholes, and ask them how it feels to have their own day. A fruitful discussion should ensue. Love, Mom
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